Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
*Eddie Lack sits at computer expectantly*
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"